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~ohemgeeejackiee:iconohemgeeejackiee:

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JUR-ANAL

Journal Entry: Mon May 12, 2008, 9:25 PM
  • Mood: Exhilarated
  • Listening to: a decried heart.
  • Reading: The Thing They Carried - Tim O'Brian
  • Playing: with mahself.
  • Eating: yo' soul, brotha'.
  • Drinking: blood. Vahaha.
:bulletblue:UHM.

:bulletblue:New update since '07. D:

:bulletblue:MY CHILDREN!
As many of you know, I haven't been active on deviantArt. I apologize for not critiquing your art. The art crafted by you, whether it may be the literature, photographs, handcrafted masterpieces, are psychological pathways into your souls and I'm sorry I haven't taken a step in any of those paths presented to me. I've been busy juggling my GPA, academic performance, finals, apathy, HORMONES, career, college-finding, boyfriend satisfaction, exercising.

:bulletblue:BOO TO SCHOOL.
I feel like a robot obliged to academics. If government enforced public schools are incorporating the idea to shape students within the system, helping them find who they are and whatnot, THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GIVING US SO MUCH WORK THAT YOU TREAT US LIKE ROBOTS?!?!?! We are not individuals to you, we are statistics to a performance schedule graphed to display in front of corrupted parents. Oh, AND THE GPA SYSTEM IS FUCKED UP. It has NOTHING to do with how bright you are whatsoever. It's about how much work you do/how good of a cheater you are. Even the brightest students attain worse grades than those who don't deserve the good grades. FKLSDFJLSDKFSD. Oh, watch ZEITGEIST NOW NOW NOW. GOOGLE IT!
Haha, with how much ranting I do, I should be an editorial columnist, like Paul Krugman. ^_^ I like him. Go to NYTimes, he's funny.

:bulletblue:MY NEW INSPIRATION IS BUDDY WAKEFIELD.
oh man, oh man. Please take my word, if you are an artist, his skill will inspire you to write trilogies about a homeless man, paint a mural of a trashcan, photograph a kid picking his nose. Click here to listen. Each word is like each brush stroke to a Van Gogh piece.

:bulletblue:Uh... BOOTAY BOOTAY ROCKIN' EVURR WAREEE.

:bulletblue:I SUBMITTED NEW-PROSE-WRITING-SHIT :]
Here are some snippets I will show you all. Kinda like those beef samples at your local Costco warehouse. :]

"The two signs that show that you've reached the highest comfort zone with another is attaining the remarkable ability to take a shit in their home and fart in their presence. Is this love?" - The Tallest Ladder

"...think of the time when you gave your face a smothering burial in your hands as your crocodile tears dripped between the knuckles. You lost something that was a part of your life. Maybe it was the bottle of milk that spilled from your high chair, or your mother's smile due to all the failed quizzes you've acquired, or an end of a once-happy marriage caused by financial debt. You take the fetal position. You know, the one where you curl yourself up and hide from the world in your hands while the self-proclaimed fault moshes along your cerebral walls." - Seven Billion Fucks

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    ~ohemgeeejackiee:iconohemgeeejackiee: Apr 13, 2008, 9:30:47 AM
    Your welcome, and thanks. ^_^

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    ~D3N1S3:iconD3N1S3: Apr 12, 2008, 7:11:08 AM
    Thanks so much for the fav's :heart: I really appreciate it!! :D
    ~D3N1S3:iconD3N1S3: Apr 11, 2008, 12:34:42 PM
    Wow, you've got a very cool style!! :heart:
    ~PyramidHeadxXx:iconPyramidHeadxXx: Mar 28, 2008, 2:21:41 PM
    Thanks for the :+fav: ^^

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    "The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery" :painter:
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    "Warum trinken, wenn man rauchen kann? :beer: :puke:
    Warum rauchen, wenn man sterben kann? :weed: :skullbones:
    Warum sterben, wenn man leben kann?"
    :horns: :love:
    ~ShadowedAcolyte:iconShadowedAcolyte: Mar 28, 2008, 9:55:54 AM
    Score.

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    Everywhere I go I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a best seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. --Flannery O'Connor
    *LaTul1pe:iconLaTul1pe: Mar 16, 2008, 8:27:12 PM
    Thank you :) You know why :)
    ~nu-mi:iconnu-mi: Mar 16, 2008, 10:40:26 AM
    Thank you for the :+fav: on Hold me now you know ... :heart:

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    . varium et mutabile semper femina ♥ .
    !sloppisl0th:iconsloppisl0th: Mar 13, 2008, 10:43:34 PM
    is this a friend finder site? ugh!
    ~eleaphotogirl:iconeleaphotogirl: Mar 12, 2008, 5:56:47 PM
    :hug: yay another fav!

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    Pessimistic people always think the best.
    never thinking more and always thinking less.
    We never get disappointed and never get depressed,
    but those optimistic people are always in distress.
    -Elea
    ~eleaphotogirl:iconeleaphotogirl: Mar 12, 2008, 5:47:28 PM
    Thank you for the favorite.

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    Pessimistic people always think the best.
    never thinking more and always thinking less.
    We never get disappointed and never get depressed,
    but those optimistic people are always in distress.
    -Elea
    ~t7412j:icont7412j: Mar 8, 2008, 3:20:13 AM
    cheers. thanks for the watch, love.

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    No matter what happen in your life, never let loose of the two ropes of life: Faith & Hope.

    Life is tough when you know not how to live it.

    Somtimes, you have to learn to let things that once precious to you go.

    Don't give up even you fed up.
    ~paradoxicalshaman:iconparadoxicalshaman: Mar 6, 2008, 11:39:08 PM
    hey you
    yeah things have been... tumultuous, tempestuous, terrible, tiring, and a lot of other 'T' words... so i've been kinda absent
    i miss you too though:(

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    - the faith of wind, betrayed by the trust of birds -
    ~Fuhma:iconFuhma: Mar 5, 2008, 10:29:02 AM
    Thanks much for the fav!

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    "The Future Is Still Undecided..."
    ~SlashMusikMatt:iconSlashMusikMatt: Dec 31, 2007, 9:50:13 AM
    :] hey loser. i haven't talked to you in forever. yes i remember you

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    Fate is an elegant, cold-hearted whore
    She loves salting my wounds
    Yes, she enjoys nothing more
    I bleed confidence from deep within my guts now
    I'm the king of this pity party with my jewel encrusted crown
    ~ohemgeeejackiee:iconohemgeeejackiee: Dec 25, 2007, 9:06:57 PM
    <3 Merry Christmas, love.

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    *FelixT:iconFelixT: Dec 25, 2007, 6:23:11 PM
    <3 Merry Christmas <3

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    #TheAbyssOfThoughts, get your daily discussion here!
    ~ohemgeeejackiee:iconohemgeeejackiee: Dec 25, 2007, 3:07:35 PM
    Awe, thank you. you're quite the looker yourself.

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    Myspace.
    Webcam it UP!
    I like music.
    ~Erzebeth:iconErzebeth: Dec 24, 2007, 12:30:51 PM
    Of course I remember you :)
    How could I forget, Well I'm glad you remembered to give me your new account, I'm adding to watchs now ^^
    Merry X-mas and happy new year for you!!
    :hug: :D

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    :music:-[.Your words, bury me of what i used to be
    I can't erase all those things I've seen.]-:music:

    "...agh burzum-ishi krimpatul?"
    <.]..[.>
    ~sarahSKELLINGTON:iconsarahSKELLINGTON: Dec 21, 2007, 5:00:15 AM
    Thanks so much for the :+devwatch:!
    E>

    ps: You are freaking gorgeous!

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    I'll scare you right out of your pants.

    [view my gallery]
    ~innisaieky:iconinnisaieky: Nov 14, 2007, 4:25:59 AM
    thanks for the :+fav: on save the penguins stamp! :glomp:

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    as the great philosopher C would say, 'I hate you too.' :evillaugh:
    i wish i had cheese.
    :cheese:
    it worked!
    I can use the force, you can't even use the bathroom! :greenprobe:
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    ~The-REAL-Carcass:iconThe-REAL-Carcass: Nov 10, 2007, 10:54:24 PM
    Thanks for faving Fishy, hot stuff.
    ~paradoxicalshaman:iconparadoxicalshaman: Nov 10, 2007, 8:20:05 PM
    SISTERRRRRRRR

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    - the faith of wind, betrayed by the trust of birds -